floydius » prayer requests http://blog.floydius.com it's almost like you've got nothing better to do Mon, 30 Jan 2012 06:18:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 my (hitherto imaginary) future wife wish list http://blog.floydius.com/2011/03/12/my-hitherto-imaginary-future-wife-wish-list/ http://blog.floydius.com/2011/03/12/my-hitherto-imaginary-future-wife-wish-list/#comments Sat, 12 Mar 2011 12:57:30 +0000 Lloyd http://blog.floydius.com/?p=1082 Today, I decided to make up a little list of qualities I think my ideal compatible mate would have.

Now I've gone and made it public. I'm sure if I ever do settle down, I'll fall in love with someone who's nothing like most of these. This is totally going to come back to haunt me.

Essentials:

  • Serves Jesus of Nazareth

  • Dedicated to being part of a congregation wherever she lives.
  • Does not consider divorce an option.
  • Trusts and respects me.

Would be Nice:

  • Accepts (good)/Appreciates (better)/Shares (great!) my obsession with foreign languages.

  • Would be interested in living abroad for extended periods of time.
  • Holds libertarian political values.
  • Thinks reading is fun.
  • Her idea of a great date is staying home, renting a movie, and snuggling on the couch. (movie optional)
  • Could let me pamper her for a day without feeling guilty in the slightest.
  • Could pamper me for a day without feeling used in the slightest.
  • Loves to receive and give back rubs.
  • Knows the difference between good cartoons and poor ones.
  • Tends to see the best in everything and everyone.
  • Takes genuine compliments as they are intended.
  • Sometimes/frequently leaves the house without wearing makeup.
  • Thinks being 5 - 10 minutes late for most events is normal.
  • Would be bored after 30 minutes of shopping for clothes.
  • Thinks living without Cable TV is a good idea.
  • She is a great personal communicator.
  • Never uses their when she means they're or your when she means you're.

Just Icing on the Cake:

  • Thinks making unsolicited sandwiches for her future husband would be fun.

  • Her first reaction to the words "family vacation" is to wonder which tent we should bring.
  • She likes karaoke.
  • Enjoys good-natured ribbing (i.e. thinks insult wars are funny).
  • Holds the following pet hierarchy: Large Dogs, Ferrets, Cats, Sea Urchins, Small Dogs.
  • Thinks waking up at 6am voluntarily would be ludicrous.
  • Does not find the making of a future wife wish list to be insane and/or creepy at all.
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Thanks everyone.

-Lloyd

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