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rock the vote!

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this election cycle, it’s this: people really like to talk about voting, vote, and then talk some more about voting.

Now that November 4th has come and gone, I’m offering you the opportunity to vote, once again. Unlike the presidential race, this is universal suffrage, baby! You can be under 18, you can be a convicted felon, you can be a subject of a monarchy in some other country that doesn’t have elections — you all get to vote here.

If you’d like to participate, please select image below that depicts your preference regarding my facial hair, and leave your choice in the comments. (Yes, I realize I can’t grow an awesome beard like Phil, Jacob, Josiah, or Tim, but I’m doing my best here!)

the beard

The beard.

couple days'; growth

couple days' growth

baby face

baby face

you're so vain; you probably think this blog is about you

you're so vain; you probably think this blog is about you

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  1. A. Accompanied by the hair you had when you came up for my wedding (before you cut it).

  2. Or A with a bald head. I realized lately how attractive I find bald men with beards. :oP

  3. A on it’s own.
    B if it’s accompanied by the hair mentioned in the other Sara’s comment. (I’ve been keeping up with pictures. Ha)

  4. Amendment to my vote: hair at the wedding. Not bald.

  5. I like A the best. C is good too though….but I didn’t like B much at all…which is weird because I like collin’s beard real short, but…whatever…it is what it is :)

  6. A, as in you should Absolutely keep the beard. It makes you look more contemplative, and I think; approachable.

  7. C. Definitely the baby face.

  8. A. I think the beard makes you look more like Chuck Norris. Which is every man’s dream.

  9. This reminds me of that Oreo Pizza Mustache commercial.

  10. Wow, thanks for the votes so far, everyone! I’m amazed there haven’t been any votes for D yet…

    @ Storment: yeah, Chuck is the stuff. I wish I could even come close to growing a beard (or a body) that well-chiseled.

    @ Mark. I totally forgot about that commercial… excellent call. For those who haven’t seen it, I found it online:


  11. Depends….. if you keep your hair short, then you go for A, buy some cowboy boots, and work on your round house kick. If you let you hair grow back out (like when you worked at NFCU) the you should go for C ;)~

  12. lol… that’s becoming my new profile pic. It also reminds me of V for Vendetta, and coincidentally, today is the 5th of November. (Remember, remember the 5th of november, gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.)

  13. Before I saw all these, I was going to suggest ‘C’ because I figured all the ladies would love the baby face. But wow — it sounds like ‘A’ has a mandate, ESPECIALLY with the ladies. I say listen to the ladies.

    Oh, and Storment’s & Mark’s comments got me laughing pretty hard.

  14. Ummm…I’m goin’ for D.

    Just joking…I like A or B.

  15. I definitely vote for some facial hair, though I think you should keep it trimmed.

    Strange though, I always thought that I liked guys with no facial hair. :)

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