If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this election cycle, it’s this: people really like to talk about voting, vote, and then talk some more about voting.
Now that November 4th has come and gone, I’m offering you the opportunity to vote, once again. Unlike the presidential race, this is universal suffrage, baby! You can be under 18, you can be a convicted felon, you can be a subject of a monarchy in some other country that doesn’t have elections — you all get to vote here.
If you’d like to participate, please select image below that depicts your preference regarding my facial hair, and leave your choice in the comments. (Yes, I realize I can’t grow an awesome beard like Phil, Jacob, Josiah, or Tim, but I’m doing my best here!)